There are ten treadmills at the gym. I was the only person running. Why did you feel the need to get on the treadmill right next to me?
I could not breathe. Why did you you bathe in freesia body lotion prior to your work out?
I find camel toe to be utterly repulsive. Why did you wear those spandex shorts?
I was having a good run. Why did you turn the treadmill speed up to 10.0 and attempt to sprint?
You stomp your feet and kick your ass when you run. I am glad that your work out lasted only five minutes.
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