Sunday: Just because you’re morbidly obese doesn’t mean you can park in the spots designated for parents with small children at Wegmans.
Monday: Playing El DeBarge at the gym should be forbidden, especially on a Monday morning.
Tuesday: It’s 6pm and raining...that could only mean one thing...I am going to the Phillies game.
Wednesday: What does my father do in his car that necessitates the use of three air fresheners?
Thursday: Selecting a new pillow was one of the toughest decisions I’ve had to make in recent months.
Friday: Taking three days off from running feels more like three months.
Saturday: I get up earlier on the weekend than I do during the week.
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